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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2007|11:58 pm]
Michael
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yes.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Yes.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yes.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Definitely.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
No.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes.

12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yes.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yes.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
No.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Having the kids walk in on me.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
My sweetie.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
A bit.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Around 15.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
No.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Yes.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTTHER?
No.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yes.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Great!

27. LINGERIE?
Just get naked, bitch.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
No.

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX:
[x] park
[] church
[] cemetery
[] school
[] parent’s bed
[x] your bed
[X] car
[x] picnic table
[] kitchen counter
[x] couch/chair
[] dining room/kitchen table
[x] woods
[] hood of a car
[x] bathroom
[x] shower
[x] the other person’s bed
[x] porch/deck/balcony
[x] in a house with parents home
[x] at a party
[x]on top of the washer/dryer
[x] with other people in the room
[x] hotel
[]concert
[x] grandparent’s house
[] field
[]bleachers
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what's happenin' now [Jan. 26th, 2007|12:05 am]
Michael
hi everybody, it's been a while since i've updated. i don't really go on the computer super a whole lot. it's very cold outside. the car doors were frozen shut earlier. it's 10 degrees right now. god i hate winter.

let's see, what's been going on. my son lives with me now. he moved in here in september, somewhere around that anyway. i don't know, i'm boring i guess. lol

i don't know what to say. the winter so far hasn't been super bad. depression has been here and there. i was hospitalized once for it around thanksgiving. but since then i've been managing to deal with it.

my second ex-wife moved to missouri, or kansas, i don't know. kansas city, one of the states. who cares, she's gone and that's great. she hasn't called. well, she asked my parents for money and i left a message on her phone and she never called back. she called my first ex-wife shawna yesterday to wish my daughter a happy birthday. not sure how that went. she called when i was on the phone wishing chloe a happy birthday.

i'm thinking about going back to school to be a physician's assistant. i'm waiting for gannon to send me an application in the mail. i'm pretty psyched about that. feels like i'm finally figuring out my life. took me long enough, hehe.

what else, hmm. i'm up to six tattoos now. seven piercings. which is cool, wanting to get even more.

my parents have been in florida since thanksgiving and they won't be back until april. i miss them. i burned myself on the arm cooking pizza a couple days ago. still hurts.

been reading a lot. i'm reading right now a lot of philosophy, mainly ayn rand. it makes sense to me, the general premise of her philosophy is rational self-interest, something i've never taken in myself and a great cause of the depression and anxiety that i feel because i don't take interest in myself and i let myself spiral into different moods and can't take care of anybody, especially myself. a lot of people see her use the term "selfishness" and think she's talking about the kind of selfishness where you just care about yourself in a very narcissistic way but what she's really talking about is life , liberty and pursuit of happiness the way it was always intended. i haven't worked a lot in my life because of a low opinion of myself and just lack of caring about anything. her works are changing my thoughts and i'm considering and planning my life not just in short term goals but spanning into the years.

i'm also reading atlas shrugged. boy it's such a long book! i just read a little at time when i can, usually in the tub. it's a good tub book. i like the way she incorporates her philosophy into the fiction of the book. it shows that humanity is noble and not bound for hell like most people think. i like that idea. i strive to be noble. and to take pride in myself. pride is not a sin. it's a virtue. one you have to earn.

musically i've been doing a bit of work practicing, writing, listening to my favorite artists. speaking of favorite artists, allan holdsworth is coming to cleveland and pittsburgh and i'd like to go.
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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2006|01:49 am]
Michael
Stole this one from finding_bliss.

Answer the questions and then add three bands not previously listed. If you don't know or don't like the band leave it blank.

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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2006|09:15 pm]
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(no subject) [Aug. 10th, 2006|10:21 pm]
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(no subject) [Mar. 26th, 2006|10:51 pm]
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(no subject) [Feb. 11th, 2006|02:59 am]
Michael
<td align="center"> mahalinga --
[noun]:

A person who likes to steal tins of tuna

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
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(no subject) [Dec. 29th, 2005|02:46 am]
Michael
Stole this one from __apathetic, whom I miss terribly and love sweetly.

1.) Age: 37
2.) Have you ever had sex? (oral/anal/vaginal)? Yes.
3.) How many sexual partners have you had? Somewhere between 10 and 20.
4.) What's a rough estimate on the number of times you've had sex? God, fuck if I know. Hundreds of thousands?
5.) Do you have sex with or without protection? Um. Both, depends on the person.
6.) If you have sex without protection, do you have any fucking clue how fuckin' stupid you are? I've only done it with people I know don't have STDs.
7.) Do you shave...you know...down there? Yes.
a.) How often? Occasionally. I try to do it more often than not.

Now the juicy stuff...

7.) Have you kissed a member of the same sex? Yes.
8.) If yes, how many times? I don't know.
9.) If yes, was there alchohol involved? Sometimes.
10.) Have you given/gotten head? Yes.
a.) On/by a member of the opposite sex? Yes.
b.) On/by a member of the same sex? Yes.
c.) In a car? Yes.
1.) While driving? No.
d.) In public? Yes.
1.) Resturant? No.
2.) Movie theater? No.
3.) Family members home? Yes.
4.) Dressing Room? No.
11.) Have you ever been eaten out/ate somebody out? Yes.
a.) On/by a member of the opposite sex? Yes.
b.) On/by a member of the same sex? Yes.
c.) In a car? No.
1.) While driving? No.
d.) In public? No.
1.) Resturant? No.
2.) Movie theater? No.
3.) Family members home? Yes.
4.) Dressing Room? No.
12.) Be honest- is it better to give than receive? I don't know. Sometimes I really get into giving, but I do like receiving...very much.
13.) Have you ever given/received a handjob? Yes.
a.) From/to a member of the same sex? Yes.
b.) In a car? Yes.
1.) While driving? No.
c.) In public? Yes.
1.) Resturant? No.
2.) Movie theater? No.
3.) Family members home? Yes.
4.) Dressing Room? No.
14.) Have you ever been fingered? Yes.
a.) By a member of the same sex? Yes.
b.) In a car? No.
1.) While driving? No.
c.) In public? No.
1.) Resturant? No.
2.) Movie theater? No.
3.) Family members home? No.
4.) Dressing Room? No.
15.) Have you ever had a threesome? Yes.
16.) Have you ever had sex in a room with more than three people in it? Yes.
17.) Have you ever participated in an orgy? I guess, if that's what you want to call it.
18.) Ever swapped partners with a friend? No.
19.) How many times do you have sex in one day? The most was like 7 or 8, I think.

Come on, how do ya like it?

1.) Guy on top- Sometimes.
2.) Girl on top- Sometimes.
3.) Standing up- Not really.
4.) From behind- Yeah.
5.) Fast and hard or nice and slow? A nice slammin' time is good.
6.) Rough and tumble or kiss me tender? I like both.
7.) Dominant (FUCK ME NOW!) or Submissive (I'll do whatver you want)- Dominant.
8.) Are you ultra-loud or nice and quiet? I sound like crazy animals.
9.) To be spanked or not to be spanked? Spanky-wanky.
10.) Acrobatic or conventional? It can be both ways, I guess.
11.) Soft R&B or HEAVY METAL!!!- Fuckin' metal, man!
12.) Ice cream, strawberries, fudge and the works? Um. I did it with fudge one time and it got on the sheets and looked like we shit everywhere.
13.) Clean and sterile or down and dirrty? I like it more clean, I guess. I mean, I like people's parts to be clean, you know what I'm sayin'?
14.) Nibbles or bites? Bites.
15.) Hit it and dip or stay and cuddle? Stay and cuddle, then grab a Diet Coke and a smoke.
16.) Hairy, trimmed or clean shaven? Trimmed or shaven.
17.) Pull my hair! or Keep your hands to yourself!- I don't like having my hair pulled, really, but I like pulling hair.
18.) "Enter through the exit" or "NO ENTRY ALLOWED!"- Grr, baby, grr.
19.) One on one or the more the better? Sometimes more is good.
20.) Whisper sweet nothings or moaning dirty words? Dirty. Dirty, Dirty.

That's all good, but where do you do it?

1.) In a car (backseat, windows up...)? Kinda awkward, I'm over 6'.
2.) In a pool? Um, that's fun.
3.) In the shower? Yeah.
4.) In the great outdoors? That's very cool.
5.) In the rentz room? What is that?
6.) In a jacuzzi? Um, yeah, that's intense.
7.) On the couch? Um. Sure!
8.) In public? Yes.
9.) In a friends house? Sure.
10.) On a friends bed? Yes.
11.) On a friend's parents bed? Yes.
12.) In a movie theater? Yep, use the old penis in a popcorn bucket trick.

DUDES- How many times can you go? Two, sometimes.
How long? Depends on how revved up I am or how tired I am.
CHICKS- Shag me once or fuck me raw?
Delicate foreplay or shut up and fuck me?


The other stuff-

1.) Have you gotten any piercings to enhance sexual pleasure? Nipples and tongue.
2.) Male- No.
3.) Female- Ever MADE your boyfriend/butt buddy/whoever take a viagra?
4.) Do you masturbate? I have, thousands of times, hehe.
a.) How often? At least three or four times a week, if I can.
5.) Does the survey make you horny? Um. I'm too tired to be horny right now.
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2005|01:19 am]
Michael
1. Initials:
MJR

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
My friend, Tina. Nancy McKeon (Jo on Facts of Life, I'd so fuck her) and Maya Angelou.

3. Last thing you ate?
Eggs and toast.

4. For or against same sex marriage?
For.

5. Are you homophobic?
Nope, I'm homofantastic.

6. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
No, I'm not usually up.

7. Do you believe in God?
No, but I believe in a pervasive consciousness, but I don't anthromorphosize it.

8. How many U.S states have you been to?
20 or so, maybe. I don't know.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
2, PA and CA.

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
No.

11. Name something you like physically about yourself:
My eyes.

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself:
I'm pretty intelligent, I guess.

13. What is your dad’s name?
Ralph Edward Runninger.

14. What is your dream car?
Porsche 911 with a whale tail type thing.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
The Lake District of England.

16. Favorite type of food?
Indian.

17. Favorite holiday?
Christmas.

18. Do you download music?
No, don't know how.

19. How many illegal things have you done?
Oh my God, I'd be in jail if people had caught me.

20. Where would you want to go on a first date?
To the lake.

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
lordgary? Hm. I don't think so.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes.

23. Have you ever cried for no reason?
Duh.

24. Do you like President Bush?
No, I'd like to rip off his head and shit down his throat.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
I'd bunghole jumped. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

26. Have you ever white-water rafted?
Uh, no.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
Yes.

28. Last person you hugged?
Jackie/

29. Have you met a real redneck?
Yes.

30. How is the weather right now?
Frigid and windy.

31. What song are you listening to right now?
I was listening to Derek Sherinian.

32. What is your current favorite song?
Change of Seasons, Dream Theater.

33. What was the last movie you watched?
The Exorcist.

34. Do you wear contacts?
No.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
McDonalds.

36. What are you afraid of?
Marsupials.

37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes.

38. Any pets?
Two cats, although the horny one is outside somewhere.

39. Have you ever loved someone?
Yes.

40. What really turns you on?
Intellect. A little freakiness. Big booties.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Nothing. I'm not paying $6 for a fucking cup of coffee.

42. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes.

43. Are you missing someone?
Yes.

44. Say something totally random about yourself:
I belong to a cult where we worship cabbage.

45. Do you have an iPod?
No.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes. When I had long hair, peoplpe used to tell me I looked like Penn from Penn and Teller. Also, now that I have short hair, I get Tom Arnold.

47. Whats your mom's name?
Martha Elizabeth Runninger.

48. Who would you like to see right now?
I'd like to see my cousins on Christmas.

49. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah.

50. Dogs or cats?
Both.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
Um, yeah. Once I was caught taking a piss in drag on the Peninsula.

52. Favorite flower?
Lillies of the Valley.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
Buttered.

54. What books are you reading?
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Way too many to list.

57. Do you watch MTV?
No, I hate the fluffy bullshit that have on there.

58. What's something that really annoys you?
Stupidity. Not lack of intelligence, just stupidity.

59. What are some things you really like?
Music. Playing guitar. Writing music. Sex. Drugs. Rock 'n Roll.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I liked him better when he was black.

61. Can you dance?
Yes, but I have to have good music.

62. Favorite basketball team?
I hate basketball.

63. Favorite breakfast food?
Bagels.

64. Do you drive?
Yes.

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
Several days. I went out on a date and came home several days later.

66. Last time you went bowling?
Last year.

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Yes.

68. Last time you were at work?
Last month.

69. Whats your favorite state to live in?
Confusion...or California.
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2005|10:34 pm]
Michael
Two Names You Go By
1. Michael
2. Mike

Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. Polish
2. English

Two Things That Scare You
1. Marsupials
2. Carnies

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Caffeine
2. Smokes

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Jeans
2. Polo shirt

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Dream Theater
2. Scott Henderson

Two of Your Favorite Songs (at the moment)
1. Tear Down These Walls
2. Panic Attack

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Communication
2. Awesome Sex

Two Truths
1. I am afraid of heights.
2. I am tall.

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. Smile
2. Eyes

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Reading
2. Computer

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. Sanity
2. A taco

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. England
2. Latvia

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Have sex with co-joined twins
2. Rinse and repeat

Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Chick/Guy
1. I have a penis
2. I hate fluffy shit

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Food
2. Music

Two Stores You Shop At
1. Giant Eagle
2. Family Dollar

Two people I would like to see take this quiz
1. Jackie
2. Attila the Hun
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